HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? THE PORTAL IS OPEN!
Rejoice, pilgrims! In the glorious state of Oregon, in the holy city of Portland, a portal has opened. It resides in Witch's Castle in Forest Park. The Carnival Queen has sent forth her prophet, the Hill Creature, to set you on the divine path. Give praise, for you are destined to behold the Hill Creature as he wanders the trails of Forest Park and the streets of Portland and Oregon City performing wonders. AND the Hill Creature has summoned other inconceivable creatures through the portal. Each of them bears their own unique testament to the glory of the Carnival Queen. Approach them. Hear their tales. Behold their miracles. Also, behold the Tome of Holy Transmissions that the creatures have created here on this website. Be redeemed!